I AM WHAT I AM.

Hi !!! What did u just say ?!?!? Blimey !!!! U din mean that ... Yeah ???
Well ok, I can defend... I mean I can justify.... U portray me as something I m not... !

A HYPOCRITE ?!?! - I am NOT !!
I just told my best friend that she means the world to me ! But she wont just understand how much I love my black dress she wants to borrow for her 1st date ! Of course I am happy for her ! But I just cant give it !

I still love her ! love isnt in material things ! Is it ??

A LIAR ?!?! - I am NOT !
I just told mom that it was " she " on the line. But what do I do if she abhors my beau ?!?

I just don wanna hurt her ! Well ok, I'll c when I'll have to finally introduce him to her ! We shall c that day.. But that wasn't a lie.. Oh come on, I don wanna hurt her that's it !

A CHEAT ?!?! - I am NOT !
Today the fruit-seller gave me 50 Rs. more.. Ahh ! I love that new " Strawberry shock chapstick " I so wanted to buy it, But I am runnin low on cash this month ! But yeah, I have 50 bucks now !!

I am not cheating him... How come ?!? In fact he cheats mom everyday n sells 'em fruits with filthy rates every morning ! Gimme a break !!

A FLATTERER ?!?! - I am NOT !
Noway ma'am !! U just look perfect ! Moreover, This colour suits u the best.. Infact I never saw u lookin so good as today in all these years of my schooling. By the way, Can u pls re-check this answer ?? I dont suspect yor judgement tho, But has to be the burden on the much trusted shoulders of the staff.. Of course yes ma'am ! U r 1 of the most responsible teachers of our School ! Yes, u just gave me 2 n a half.. Oh thank u so much mam ! Now 4 looks as perfect as u ! Thank u so much !

Flattery ?!? Goddamnit - It was not ! I just cudn't compliment her in these years for I had no guts ! Yeah- I have em today !

A Lover - I really am !
Oh I love u boy ! I really do, I mean it baby ! Ohho, I do, I do, I do ! What ?!?! How dare u say that ?? What dyu think, I cant live without u ?? Come on ! I am everything better boys than u seek for ! U just dont deserve something as perfect as me ! Dont u call me ever !

Oh hello ! I cant let sum1 walk over my " SELF-RESPECT ".. That's it !
I know I shudn't have said all that ! No I did not hurt his self-respect in any manner !! Did I ??

SELF-OBSESSED ?!?! I am- NOT !
Gosh ! Those lovely eyes ! Such full, Sumptuos lips ! I have the best nose ! Daym ! R U sure I look fat in it ?!? Lemme look at myself again ! The mirror is not proper I guess ! Ok, If u say so, Lets go ! CCD ! Yay ! The place 2 b... Can u pls show me the way to the washroom !? Hey how cum u here ? BTW, Do I look ok ??? Awww, Thanks .. But I doubt ! lemme check ! Has 2 b the lights n all, Otherwise I am not so good.. Am I ??? Hey wait, Hello ?! Whos this ? Oh Hi hunie ! What ? Pg 3 ? Well yeah, I rock.. What ??? Go to hell LOSER .. U just donno What I am ! The " Hottest " stuff in the town ! huh

WELL OK !!!!! I ' LL STOP !! I AM WHAT I AM !